Birthday txt sms: lots of love

March 14th, 2010

“Fly in the plane of ambition, and land on the airport of success, Luck is yours, wish is mine may ur future always shine. . . With LOTs of LOVE “Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU”.
love [...]

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Can U swim

March 12th, 2010

British:Can U swim?
Pthn:No
British: Dog is Better than u bcz It Swims
Pthn:Can u swim?
British: Yes
Pthnface-smile-big.png en wts d Differenc btwn u & Dogs

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im trying to cry but

March 12th, 2010

MAN TO HIS FRIEND
“My wife died yesterday,
im trying to cry but tears are not coming out,
What to do?
FRIEND:
No problem, Just imagine she is coming back

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Interesting But True

March 12th, 2010

Interesting But True:
Q. Kya Shadi Jannat Ka Darwaza Hai? A. Jee Haan! Magar Bahir Jany Ka….!! Q. Insan Apni Bewuqufi Par Kab Khush Hota Hai? A. Shadi K Din….!! Q. Kya Zubani Larai Mein Aurat Say Koi Jeet Sakta Hai? A. Jee Haan! Dusri…

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Why Shud I B Sad

March 12th, 2010

Boy Proposed 2 Girl,
She Rejctd
He Wsn’t SAD
Frnds Askd: Dont U Hv Feelings?
Boy: Why Shud I B Sad?
I Lost 1 Who Never Luvd Me.
She Lost 1 Who Luvd Her The Most.

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Awesome advice for new lovers

March 12th, 2010

Never Ask For A Kiss, Just Take It.
Never Ask For A Hug, Just Give It.
Never Ask Do U Luv Me? Say I Luv U.
Never Say I Can’t Live Without U, Say I Live For U

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Mariah Carey plans to work with Woody Allen

March 11th, 2010

Mariah Carey has never met director Woody Allen, but she plans to work with him some day. “I”ve never met him, but ”Bullets Over Broadway” is one of my favorite movies ever,” Carey says of her “dream director.” “I can quote every word.”  Also, according to E!Online, the singer is carefully planning her movie career. [...]

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Madonna, daughter team up for fashion line for teens

March 11th, 2010

Madonna and her daughter, Lourdes, have collaborated on a fashion line for teenage girls that debuts this August exclusively at Macy’’s. The “Material Girl” collection includes clothing, footwear, handbags and jewelry. The line will initially be available only at 200 Macy’’s stores and online, reports The New York Daily News. According to a news release, [...]

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Sacha Baron Cohen tipped to star in third ‘Men In Black’ movie

March 11th, 2010

British actor Sacha Baron Cohen is rumoured to be in line to star in the third Men In Black movie. According to horror movies blog Bloody-Disgusting.com, along with Jemaine Clement of ‘Flight Of The Conchords’, Cohen, 38, is on Columbia Pictures’ wish list to play a character called Yaz, the Mirror reported. Josh Brolin is [...]

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Witherspoon jokes about Michelle Obama stealing stylish woman crown

March 11th, 2010

Reese Witherspoon recently commented on how her “Legally Blonde” character Elle Woods has been ousted as the most stylish woman of the US by First Lady Michelle Obama. Witherspoon, 33, spoke at the annual International Women of Courage awards ceremony on March 10 where Mrs Obama and Hillary Clinton, the US secretary of state, were [...]

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